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NEW SMS update 2014.007.23

නිකමිම කොටාගෙන යන්නේ නැතුව comment ඒකක් දාල යන්න කරුණාවන්ත වෙන්න

Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna 
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam 
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama... 
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Exam eken "FAIL"  wei.... plz Help me
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Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!
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Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 

U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.

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1 dawasak  1 Boy kenekui, 1 Girl kenekui
marenna kiyala hithagena kandak lagata giya
Girl- Oya mulin paninna. Mama ita passe paninnam 
 Boy- Ehenam api ehema karamu - Boy kanden pallehata panna
 Girl- "ADARE ANDAI" kiyala apahu harila yanna giya

Boy- (kanden pallehata watena gaman) "SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath Marenne Ne" kiyala 'Parishut' eka dagaththa
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Husband- Eai... ko seeni bothale...?  
Wife- Oya thiyenne.... 
Husband-Koheda ane....? 
Wife- Oya "gammiris kudu" kiyala gahala thiyenne.
Husband- Thamuseta pissuda ganiye.? 
Wife- Pissu newe ane. nathnam okata 
"kuubiyo enawa" ekai ahema gahuwe

he he

ඉතුරු ටික බලන්න

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TEACHER: oyala dannawada lamai "love letter" ekei "leave letter" ekei wenasa 
CHILD: ow teachar 
TEACHER: hoda lamaya....! kiyannako ehenam hoda puthawage.. 

CHILD: leave letter eka denne teacherta, love letter eka denne teacherge duwata..
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Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 

Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne? Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
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Teacher :- Lamai,me ahanna.api kiyala patan gaththoth mu kiyala iwara wenna oni.
ex-:api geetha gayamu siripaalata therunada? 
Siripala-: ow teacher. 
Teacher-:Kiyanna ehenam thawa udaaharanayak? 
Siripala-:API KANA AMBA AY MECHCHARA AMU? 

Teacher:- pala eliyata.
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Ewasana dana rupu yudayata jaya kodiya... 
Meya kiw ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una kena langa kellan hatha ataya... 

iwasapu nisa mama thawamath thanikadaya...
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1:-Oya kamathi ilakkamak mataka tiya ganna. 
2:- dan eka 5n wadi karanna 
3:- e ena uththarayata 50k ekathu karnna 
4:- e ena uththare 20n wadi karnna 
5:- e uththarayata 1012k ekathu karnna. 
6:- e apu uththarayen oyage upan warshaya adu karanna. 
dan labumu uththare tiyena antima elakkam deka oyage wayasa.

Eta kalin tiyenne oya hitha gaththa ilakkama......

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Nikan inna eke nikan inne nathuwa nikan inna ayata nikan sms yawanakota 
nikan inna aya nikan iddi awa kiyawala nikan innathuwa 
nikan inna thawa 4-5 denekuta awa yawanawa.
Mama me nikan kiyanne,oya den nikan innawanam oya danna nikan inna ayata 

me sms eka send karanna.barinam nikan inna......
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaaaa...
Hithuvada kiss ekak kiyla?

Oya ipaduna gaman kegehuve mehemai.... Eka man oyta matak kale.
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S-M-S kiyana eke theruma dannawada?
S - Sinhayek send karana, 
M - Mee Harakek kiyawana, 

S - Small file 1k. Monawada balanne? Oya thamai dan Mee Haraka! Ikmanata katahari meka 4wrd karala Sinhayek wenna! (Matama ayeth ewana kena buruwa!)
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meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.
monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.
mage asawan,hangeem ? 
baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.
ekath baha wage.
kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?

akuru 222 iwaRaine :-(
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Xqsmi... 
Dear Oyage ID 1. 120 Bus eke vatila thibuna... 
Balanna meka oyage ID 1da kiyala... 918420116 V 
.(__),.___
    ",/"      );  
    !!""""!! 

oyaga neda? mama hithuwa hari.
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Senehasa ahimiwa milana u sitha.. Suwapath kale obai.. Suwapath kale obai..    Kadulin theth u awihinsaka netha kaduleli pisuwe obai.. Kaduleli pisuwe obai.. Sinahawa nethi kala muwagata sinahawa thilina kale obai.. Anagathaya gena sithin sithannata sitha yomu kale obai.. Pivithuru senehasa nolebunu ma hata senehasa piduwe obai.. Senehasa piduwe obai.. Daru senehasa gena arutha kiya dun pinbara mawath obai.. Pinbara mawath obai.. Diwi man petha mage suwada kala u pinbara kusuma obai.. Bawayen bawayata sitha addara nomiyena pethuwa obai.  Miyena thurawata sasara purawata man adarei. Adarei.
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"Onna ithin achchila kattiyak wandanawe yanawalu van ekaka,
Achchi: diver koluwo uba kaju kanawada?
Driver:ow aththamme.
Achchi:ehenam menna kaju tikak tinawa kapan.
Driver:mmm harima rahaine aththamme. After 10 min'
Achchi:koluwo ida thawa kaju tikak.
Driver:mmm aththammata pin. 
.after 10 min' 
Achchi:me koluwo ida menna me anthima kaju tikath kapan.
Driver: aththamma kanna,mata dan athi."yako me gani anayak unane'
Achchi:na ban koluwo, mata me chokolet tika suppu kalata kaju tika ithuru wenawa,monawa karannada dath nane hapanda
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MEARENNA GIYA HETI,..dumriyata gela taba diwi nasa genima sadaha yamin siti  jon kema parsalayak and wathura bothalayak da regena yanu dutu mithurek ewa kumata yei wimasuweya.....ai bn oya kahel mal kochciya kiyata eaida kauda danne ethakan mata puluwamda bada ginne inna..

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Lassana kellek dakkama onama kollek harila balanawa.
Ehema herila beluwe naththam u kollek nemei.
Eth mulu jiwitha kaletama papuwata thurul karagena kiyaganna bari tharam adaraya karanna hithanne eka kellekuta witharai.
U a kellata kochchara adareida kiyala kiyanna utavath therenne na.
Eka kiyannath be... Karume kiyanne eka kiyaganna danne nethi eka
A KOLLANGE heti. Galak wage hithak thiyenawa kiyala pennuwata. Kollange aheta kadulu inuwoth unanne
A KELLEK HINDA WITHARAMAI.
Awasanawakata samahara kellanta eka therum ganna be. KOLLAN WENUVEN me msg eka hama(boy,girl) yluwektma ywanna.

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Oya dawasaka
ape gedara DINNER ekakata enna,

Mama oyata,

Rice,


Chicken,


Fish,


Egg,


Ice Cream,


Apple,


Mango,


Banana,


Chocalate,



Pepsi  


& 


Coke


Okkoma thiyena


PHOTO  ekak pennannam.oya asai neda....?

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Salli mathak mathak wenne duppath unama....
Behet mathak wenne leda unama...
Hada mathak wenne amawaka daata....
Kala karuwo mathk wenne marunama.
Awwa mathak wenne wahinakota...
Deiyo mathak wenne waradunama...
Mawa mathak wenne 4n ake salli nathi unahama...


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".....Godak lassanata gewwa atithaya nima una ikmanata...
Sasara puruddata wage api hamutna apita...
Randuwenna tarahawenna me hama detama api ape laga hitiya neda??
Attamai gewu atithaya amathaka wenne jiwitheta...
Lassna mathaka godak mage hithata itiri karala..
Oba magen samu gattata 
SATTAI HAMADAMA OBA INNAWA HITHE KONAKA...."

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Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak pas kragena yanawalu. Hitye driver witharalu. Kanaththa lagadi genuknek atha demmalu. Eya adala hityeth sudulu. Driveruth tikakmanamala hinda genu knawa nagga gaththalu. Eyath bus 1 unthima seat 1n idagaththalu. Passe driverta mathak unalu eya negge kanaththa lagin kyala. Minihata heen dadya dagena eddi ahenawalu bus 1 pitipassen Karas! Karas! Gala saddayak. Miniha hoda tama bayawela pitipassa baladdi genu kna hina wewi ...Munchee Super Cream Cracker 1k kanawalu....

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Guruthuma:-Lamai.... api marunahama pana yanne kohenda..?
Sunil:- Sir...Janelen...
Guruthuma:-A kohomda sunil ahema kiyanne...?
Sunil:-Ne sir...daawsak re ape akka kiyanawa mata ahuna "JANELEN PANALA PARISSAMAIN YANNA MAGE PANA"

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Poddak kalpana karala balanna..ada enna ennama gabini mauwarun ganana wadi wenawa.harima pudumai.ispirithala wala 
idath naha.eka ande denna thundena innawa...mekata hethuwa mama thawama danne na.eth ispirithale lamai hambawnna inna 
ganu inna hama adakama gahala thyenawa "SIDDALEPA WEDA MAHATHMAYAGE WADAK" kyala.aththatama hethuwa eyada? 
;-D 




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oya mage pitipassen yaddi mata hithenawa mata hoda arakshakayek innawa kyla. 


oya mge dakunen yaddi mta hoda yaluwk 
innawa kyla hithenawa. 



oya mge wamen yaddi mta hithenawa hoda sahodareyak innwa kyla. 


eth oya mge issarahin yaddi 
mata hithenawa 


PULLI GONAA ISSARAHIN,MN PITIPASSEN kyala...hu...huu.. 




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oyage anga uda nagala,hilata dala karakawala,oyawa godak mirikuwa mathakada? mta eda godak baya hithuna mama palaweni 
wathawatane oyge udata nange.eth tika welawak giyapuwama mama paawenawa wage danuna....passe mama oyage hilata kotu 
kallak gahala oil baluwa mathakada MOTER BICKE??? 




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Srilanka jathika kodiyei Shiranthi rajapaksha reta adina gaumei samanakam monawada??? 


hithanna... 
hari lesiy... 


oka hithaganna barida,?? 


mokakda appa... 


oya dekama ussanne Mahinda Rajapaksha, 
!!! 


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Mama parakku wena dawasata oya kalin enawa. Mama kalin ena dawasata oya parakku wenawa. Ay oya mata mehema karanne? Mama 
dannawa mama nathi unata oyawa balaporoththuwen wena aya innawa kiyala. Eth mata dan oyawa maga arinnama be. 
Mokada 


dannawada? ? ? ? 


Gamatama thiyenne.. 


Ekama BUS ekaine.






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husban: AY ANE OYA DUKEN WAGE. 
wife: OYA THAMA MAGE ARAKA KEDUWE NE NE. 
husban: AY ANE OYA KIWWE EYE RE KEADUNA KIYALA. 
wife: KOHEDA KEDUNE.MAMA OYATA HEMA DAMA KIYANAWA KADANNA KIYALA.OYA MATA ADARAYAK THIYENAWANAM ADA KADANNAMA ONE. 
husban:MAMA OYAGE MUHUNA DIHA BALAGENA KOHOMA KADANDA.OYA OCHCHARAMA KIYANAWANAM MAMA OYAGE MUHUNE THIYENA kuruleawa KADANNAMKO. 






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Podda: amdo ubalage ge watema gewalwala podi babala innawa neda ban?
Amda: ow ban.dannawane ithin mage wada thamai....
Podda: ammata siri.e kohomada ban?
Amda: mama ape thaththage condom hama 1kama aga kapuwa ban.ekai 




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NIMAL - ape seeyage oralosuwa me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. thaama hondata weda karanawa. 
SUNIL - oka mokakda ape seeya me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. oya yasa ageta inne. 
NIMAL - a hari pudumai. echchara dawas seeya ganga ethule monawa karalada. 
SUNIL - umbalage seeyai oralosuwa wain kara kara indala.... 




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Akuru 4n manasa patalila."man eyata LOVE.Eya mata LOVE"deiyane baLOVE.dawadda hinda iLOVE.Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.mama deviyanta karanne kannaLOVE.Me balapiya boLOVE.me wage msg kiyawanne riLOVE....




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None mokada pole gihin atdeka wana wana enne.mahattayo salli nathi unane.a kohomada wenadata hatte pallene salli daman yanne.ethana tibila tamai nathi une.a ganiye hatte pallata atha danakan ubata danune nedda?Aa..Kauda hituwe atha dame salli ganna kiyala 




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Mama oyage paudgalika ewa hoyanawa kiyala hithanna epa. mata meka loku prashnayak. ekai ahanne.. 
. 
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HARAK AI 
THANAKOLA KANNE? 






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KING : Andare onna me parath Vapmagula athalagata awa. 


ANDARE : ehemai Rajathumani... 


KING : HARAK kiyakata 
kalada bola??? 


ANDARE : 9kata Rajathumani. 


KING : Bola Andare 9k aedda??? 


ANDARE : Rajathumani thama eka gonek 
sms 1 kiyawanawa. Uth ei 




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samahara aya badinna kalin pana wage adaren hitiyata bendata paxe wenas wenawalune. . . 
Ithin mekath a wage wenas una 2kge kathawak. Eka dawasak me 2nna hodatama randu wenawa. 
Nona:oya mama gana dan hoyan na.. 
Mahaththaya:oyata pixuda? 
Nona: ow oyata mawa dan penne pixek wagene. 
Ithin me kathawa tikak darunu una. Eka paratama mahaththaya kiyanawa . . 
'mama wasa bonawa.' 
nona: ithin mata mokada bonawa 
ithin mahaththaya wasa bonna yanawa. Eth tika welawakata paxe awa. 
Nona : ko thamuse maha lokuwata giye wasa bonna neda? 
Mahaththaya: wasa bonne kohomada oi. . . . . Thamuse eka koppayakwath hodala nane. . . . 




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godak dawasaka idala mama oyawa walada ganna asawen inne. Eth thawama ekata welawak awe nahane. Oya magen ath wennamane hadanne. Mata oyawa walada gannama one. E wagema tika dawasak oyage laga innath one. Mama oyawa walada gaththama oyage agata unusumak danewi. Samaharawita oyage aga ridennath gani. Mama mehema qwata tharaha wenna epa. Mama lagadima dawasaka oyawa hoyagena enawa. . Mama oyage adaraniya HEMBIRISAWA. . . 




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Sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda? 


Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota. 


Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota 


Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai. 


Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une?? 


Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!! 


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Obath ratri kalaye minixun baya karamin sarisarana GREEZ YAKEK da? Obe hakiyawata menna idak. Danma ayadum karanna. "SRI LANKAN GREEZ STAR" Jayagrahakayata dina 21ka "welikada rest" hi niwaduwak.. Samagin policeyen dotha pura thagi.. Sahabagithwayata gam wasingen sanasili thagi rasak.. Adama ayadum karann..




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meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.mage asawan,hangeem ? baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.ekath baha wage.kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?akuru 222 iwaRaene SuDu 


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Ewasana dana rupu rodayata jaya kodiya... Meka ki ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una ekata kellan hatha ataya... Ikman nounu ma thamath thanikadaya... 


Aurudu 85k Awiwahaka Achchi kenek 
Merunalu, 
Eyage Antima Kematte Tibunalu Eyage 
Sohone Mehema Kotanna Kiyala, 
'Kanyawiyak Wee Ipida Kanyawiyak 
Wee Jeewatwee Kanyawak Lesama 
Miya giyemi' 
Sohone akuru kotana miniha me tika 
diga wedi nisa short karala mehema 
ketuwalu. 
"packing nokada apasu ewana ladi' 




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Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"


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Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya
oya face eka eliyata dagena giya
mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya
apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!!


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Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye..,
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata


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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai??


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obatath 1k thiyenawa.
matath 1k thiyenawa.
obage amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1.
obage nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne.
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi.
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve.
Arnold Schwarzeneggerta diga 1k thiyenawa.
Machel J.pokesta kota 1k thiyenawa.
Madonata 1k nomatha.
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha.
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa.
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida aa kata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada 
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala....
ow aththatama..
a obe WASAGAMA


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Sathuta


Sathuta...
"INBOX"
eke Thiyanna.
Duka...
"OUT BOX"
eke Thiyanna.
Sinahawa...
"SEND"
Karanna.
Tharaha...
"DELETE"
Karanna.
Hadawatha...
"VIBRATE"
Karala Thiyanna.
Ethakota oyage Jeewithaya lassanama "RINGING TONE"
eka Wei.
Oya...
"SILENT"
unama mage life eke.., "SIGNAL"
nethi wela yanawa. Heart eke...
"BATTRY LOW"
wela..,
"SHUTDOWN"
wenna kalin...
"MISCALL"
ekak wath denna.... Hamadama


Adarei


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Porondu wenna


Porondu wenna,api attama hitawat kiyala...  mama pahana,oya alokaya...man coca cola,oya cream soda...man wathura,oya pokuna....man normal,oya mongal...hu..hu.




Rata ahasa 
Rata ahasa harima lassanai.eth e lassana wadi wenne tharu godak thiyenawanam.mal gas godak lassanai.eth malgas godak lassana wenne godak mal pipenawanam.muhuda lassanai.eth muhuda godak lassana rali godak naginawanam. oyath lassanai.eth oya godak lassana wenne podiwata hari An dekak tibunanam.

Dinner 

Mata one oyath ekka hoda tharu 5

hotalayakata gihilla, hoda dinner 1k

aragena me lassanama lassana

wachana 3 oyata kiyanna. " oya bila

gewanna "

PULLI GONA 

Whn im walkng

infrnt of u,

im protect u.....

whn im bside u,

im there 4 u...

whn im bhind u,

im thinking...

PULLI GONA

ISSARAHIN

MAN PITIPASSEN...!

Aththa 6 

Jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.

1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.

2.hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.

3.e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.

4.oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.

5.oya dan ikmantama meka thawath

modayekta yawanna.

6.eyalage muneth oyage wagema

moda hinawak thiyewi.

Kurulla & Kirilli 

“Kurulla & Kirilli”

(‘v’) (‘v’)

(( ))  (/ /)

-”–”- “-”-

Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..? Kirilli : Baaaaaaa..

Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane…! Kirilli : Apo Baaaaa..

Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate

Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….? ???????????

 (‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa.. 

  (( ))(/ /) 

--”–”–”-”-

HUUNA 

Eda a sonduru handawe,

oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.

Oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.

Oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.

Ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.

A pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.

Man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata. Lagne balanna newei.

HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!

Badu 

Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..

hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,

oyage edum glawala,

eduma wisik karala

oya diha asawen kedarakamin

kela peragena balagena inne

oyagen ena suwadai..

oyawa diwe gewenakota

mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...

ita passe mama oyawa atha gala

oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka

oyawa thalala thalala

oyawa urala urala

oyawa hapala hapala

pumbanawa...

CENTER SHOCK

chewing-gum........

maaaaaara shock eka

hikz

Mama

Oya,

Harima

Lassana,

Awanka,

Nihathamani,

Wedagath,

Keekaru,

Ahinsaka,

Yahapath,

Nirahankara,

Buddimath,

Seelachara,

Vineetha,

Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.


Kauda Yako




Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…”

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HA HA DAN NATUM IWARAI. Rs 100/= K reelod karanna. 
Nikan natum balanna ba. Ko.. Ko.. Ikmanata..


Kiyannata bari taram 


Kiyannata bari taram…
Umba laga gadai ban…
Darannata bari taram…
Gada uhulannata ba dan…
Numba ai gada me taram…
Nahayak nathi ekek men…
Ma banina me banum…
Umbata ahenawa nam…
Karunakara gihin dan…
Naganin tap 1n…

Rama 

Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani,Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.

Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.

-Beep-Beep-Beep-

Hello, Rawana speaking..?

Rawana: Yes. Who r U?

Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.

Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan

Rilaw

Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.

A mokada dannawada?


Ada ape waththata "RILAW" pannane....




ZOO  





Mage hithata danena de..mehema kiwuwata tharaha wenna epa..plz.
SADA nathnam
AHASA lassana na.
+
+
AMMA nathnam LOKAYA lassana na.
+
+
ADARAYA nathnam JIWITHAYA lassana na.
+
+OYA nathnam......
++
+
++ + + ++ + + + + + + +
ZOO 1 lassana na.

                Good Night

End of a ,:*”*;,
,:*”*;, *; %,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ Beautiful day.
With
A
Clean
HEART
No tears
No fear
No worry
Be happy.
Have nice dreams..
(….GOod NighT)

                              Adarei

Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo.
Eka mathak wenakotath pudumai.
Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya.
Mama hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne.
Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada Adarei…..
“PEARS BABY”
Maw senehase susinidu pahasa.
Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…


                                    Plan


Podikale tatta kiwa
"YALU WELANAM BADINNA EPA"
kiyala.
iskoledi principle kiwa
"YALU WELA AHU UNOT BANDALA GEDARA YAWANAWA"
kiyala.
campus ekedin yaluwo kiwa
"YALU UNOT BADINNAMA WEI"
kiyala.
MAMA BADAPU KENEK EKKA YALU UNA..
EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPLE PLAN EKAKDA.. 



                         Maha wessa
Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembiyak”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.


                                 Phone


A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
Tc Bs.




                                Wassa

Wassak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wassata themennath  hithenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima waraddak na.
Aththatama oya Ehema hithana 1
pudumayak
newei.
Mokada ithin Wahinakota
hama
Gembekutama ehema hithenawane.

                                Ancle

Girl’s LOVE…
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…


                                         Monkey Son


Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mom:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna manamali dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..oya apuruwata hinawenne, kiyanna beri nisa…


                           Pirith Nula

Mama eye banda. katawath kiyanna bari una.Gedarata kiwet ne.taraha wennepa.kalin kiyanna bari une hadisi thiranayak nisa.ekenvat mage hithata sanasimak labewi.nitarama mage lagama idiwi   mage hema pethumakma etu kara dewi  eya, mama bende   "PIRITH NUULAK"
.

                              Wesak
Gedarin mona kiwwath api badimu. Loku wiyadam netuwa chaamwa karamu. Api lassana punchi kuduwak hadamu. Eka api eliya karamu. Api punchi petaw 3-4kut hadamu. Oya kemati neda? Muladi kauru bennat passe owa hariyai. Vesak 1ta sathi 2k wath kalin saw kola genath patangamu:-)

                                Song

*oba magemai*                

*ma obemai*           

*sasara pura oba sitina tura.-

 ********* ****** *gala halena kalu  bool godai.***************  

*dore gala yana makko godai... 

 *********** *Himidiri udaye natta wanai*************** 

*mage gedara balu kukka obai.....











                                           TITANIC

     

        _|_|_|_|

. ___,-"::::::::"=._,/t___  

     T I T A N I C       

  \_"__"__"__"__"__"___/ 

  me oba dakinne titanic nawai. eya gili gos hetata wasara 100 wei.ehidi miya giya adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha obage phone eka heta dina udasana 9.00 sita 10.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna. 

  





                                           Help Me




Podi udauwak karanawada? Mata dawas 2,3 kata oyalage gedara inna puluwanda? Podi prasnayak wela ekai. Wadi wisthara passe kiyannam. Oyata karadarayak nam kiyanna aulak ne. Mata oyawa wiswasawantha nisai me udawwa illanne mata mehe thiyena thathwe ekka thawath LIBIYAWE inna be. Mama GADAFI. 


                                     Oya Hodaiiiiiiiii


hama malakatama adaraya wenuwen penee sitinna baha. eth rosa mala eka kala... hama gahakatama kantare jeewath wenna baha. eth patok gaha eka kala.. hama satekutama jatiyak niyojanaya karanna baha. eth sinhaya eka kala.. hama modiyakutama me sms eka kiyawanna baha. eth oya eka kala...  c%u.


                                  A/L PAPER OF 2O12.. 


A/L PAPER OF 2O12..  
01.malith ta gahanakota chanchala adanne ai?
02.neela kadu gate tiyenne koheda?
03.yayata payanne mona sadada ?
04.oya nil nethu ada ma desa nobalanne ai?
05.hade inna hawata api kata karanne kohomada?
06.rathu ratakaju mona patada?
07remix karala ganne monawada? 
08.kadu para ata aine sina senne kawda?
09.mage neth maime idan mata igi karanne kawda?
10.pana dagana me sms1 kiyawana buru patiya kauda?


                                           Deviyan


Mama deviyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva.  Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama deviyangen hoda adarayak illuwa. Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama deviyangen jeevath venna job ekak illuva deiyo mata ethakota karaththayak dunna.
mama 'GONEK' illuva. deiyo mata me number eka dunna


                                         Bombayak

Sadde ahunada? Bombayak pupuralane,zoo 1e.Sinhayek ethanama lu. Mälu tanki tika kudulu.Pasbarage bella kadilalu.Koti tika panala gihinlu.Walassu 2ge kakul kadilalu. Moda harak 2k panala gihin,ekekta thuwalai, u dan icu ekelu inne.Anith haraka dan sms 1 kiyawanawa.Onna dan hinath wenawa.höö hööö


                                           WADE

Me de kiyanna mata wena yaluwek na. 1k oyata kiyannam. Eya mata ahinsaka vidiyata hinawela bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo una. Eya lagin apu suwada kawadawth amathaka wennathi wei. A suwadata Mama pissu watuna. Eya mage lagata avith kiyapu wachana 2,3 thama ahenawa wage.
"WADE WADE, ISSO WADE". 


                                        RUPIYAL 2


Mata thawath meka hithe thiyan inna ba.. mama kemathi na oyawa riddanna.. mama kawadawath kiyanna hithapu deyak neme.. Dukin unath kiyanna wenawa.. Wena kenekgen denaganna kalin mamama kiyannam.. Oya kalabala wenna epa..hodada.oya me gena danagannama one.. habai katawathma kiyanna epa.. Oya mageth ekka katha nokara innath epa.. Samaharawita oya  danatamath dannawath athi.. 'PAN RATHTHALAK THAWA RUPIYAL 2 KIN'. ganan giya.





                                              Kunu




 .--i""""""""""""""i
/ .- l    kunu        ŕ
'-@-"""""""@@"""-
Kunu Loriya enawa...!
Kokatath oya hangenna... 

Mama eye ra henen dakka loke enna okkama modayo tika athurudahan weka yanawa ane plz mata s.m.s ekak ewanna oyath athudahan welada danne na mata bayai

                                         

                          Manamaalaya 

Manamaalaya 'M'
Yaaluwa 'Y'
Dailog
Y: Machan,iye ube first night eka neda?mokada apsetda?
M: ne ban,kisi aulak une nehe..
Y: ehenam mokada uba muna ellan inne?
M: kisima aulak une nehe ban.but man anthimata eka wereddak kala...
Y: mokakda e?
M:mata amathaka wela man ekita ude rs 2000k dunna..
Y: ne... ubeth puruddane ban.so so, eki mokada kale?ubata bennada?
M: bennanam hithawath hadaaganna thibuna.eth machan, eki mata 500k ithuru dunnane...ekai mata apset...
hih...good 9nt @ sweet drems...


                                Badu mila 


Badu mila wage sathuta wadi wewa!
Anarkalige gauma wge duka kota wewa!
Fonsekata wage karadara katat nowewa!
Rupiyala wage sahallu Suba rathriyk wewa!


                            prashna 5


Ammala oyagen prashna 5k ahanakota oyata godak kenthi yai... Dannawada e prashna 5.......
.
..
.
1.> ai parakku..?
2.> mokatada oyata salli..?
3.> oya ara katada hamadama call karanne..?
4.> ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka..?
5.> ai oyata bari  '"Supun..."  wage hoda lamayek wenna... Tikak Taraha Yai Neda.


                                   car 






     ____@ .__/["] ["]\___.

           [_(@)______(@)\,
Peep..peep.. Rilau adina car 1 me. Tawa 1 rilavek adui. Aaaa me inne..hora gediya wage 4n 1k athe tiyan hinawewi sms 1 kiyawa kiyawa.. Ha ha naginawa car 1ta, parakku wenawa, zoo 1e kattiya oya balanna pora kanawa.. hm hm
ikmanata, ikamanata...he he;-)




                                                  Gona

Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .

                                                Love
Love is a 
VISITING CARD 
Life is a 
CREDIT CARD 
Wife is a 
VISA CARD 
Lover is a 
ATM CARD 
But
FRIEND SHIP is a IDENTITY CARD.....

                             Mobile Card


Do u know             a lv is like "TIGO"  "expres ur self"     weding day is like   DIALOG              "the future is today".Honeymoon is like HUICH "kiyanna risi se handaredi semade".10 months after honeymoon is like MOBITEL "we care always". 10 years after weding. "the subscribe u dialed is not in use

                            Dakinna one
Mata oyawa dakinna oona.katha karanna oona.oya diha balagena inna oona.oyage kata hadawath ahanna oona.  eth monawa karannada me murakaraya kiyanawa tickets gannalu saththu balanna zoo ekata enna.


                                         MODAYEK


Me sms 1 kiyewwoth oya hari MODAYEK. Kiyewwe nathnam PISSEK, save kaloth BURUWEK. Delete kaloth NAPUREK. Hina unoth GONEK. tharaha gaththoth DUSHTAYEK. Me gana magen ahuwoth MATTEK. Matama aye ewwoth HARAKEK. Wena katahari yawwoth MEE HARAKEK. Mokuthma kale nathnam NIKAMEK.hu hu dan mokada karanne...


                                     WELCOME


WELCOME TO
www.human. com
Type password
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NEW MEMBER: 
u r welcome
PROCESSING..
DENIED! Sorry ur not a human.Try www.animal.lk



                              Harakek


Me welawe lokaye minisungen8%k weda ka.Thawath 10%k T.V balanawa.Thawath30%k kema ka.Thawath31%k nidiyanawa.Eathare thawath 1harakek panada gena me m kiyawanawa


                             English        
To check ur englsh knwldge. try 2 fill dis blanks with "yes or No".
1.....i hv a 4legs
2.....i hv a nice tail
3.....i like 2 stay at da jungle
4.....i'm a mönkč



                              I LOVE


I wanted to tell u this from a long long time dear..
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGURT and Strawberry ice-cream.Hi Hi. GN


                            Oyata matakada


Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa? Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa. Mata lajjat hithuna. Oya hodata baluwa ma diha. Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage. Mata godak duka hithuna. Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda. Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA …. Kiuwa. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

                             To Night
Oyata mathakada issara hemadama rawenakota oya hemotama horen mage adata ana heti. Evith mage mulu agama  hemin imbala heeniyata riddapu heti. Eth den oya mage langa ne. A kale  kawadawath amathaka wenne ne mage punchi patiyo. Den oyata mage langata enna bene. Amma mata   " MADURU DALAK"  genath dunna.hu.. ! hu..!


                          Oya chuti siumali

Oya chuti siumali sigithi ath walin mawa thurul karagaththu hati mata eda wagema adath matakai eth kawadawath nosithu lesa mawa amathaka karai kiyala heenekin wath hithuwena.oya hariyata wenas wela.ane mawa eda wagema oyage sigithi agili thurulata gannawa neda...(mama oyage parana ATLAS CHOOTY PENA)


                              Plz Dial 119 


Plz Dial 119 & sing... "pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu" & win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months. first 10   winners wil b given a white shirt.HURRY


                                               Sudu
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam Girl:-Ane ….mata ridei patiyo….. Boy-poddak ridunata mokada Girl-Ah ….ridhenawa raththaran Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine ….. Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako ….. Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.


                                Udeta Thani Kakulen

Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada? Na??? Sure??? Mohothakawath? Na??? Boru kiyanna epa… Hamoma Innawa! Mathak Karala Balanna! Mathaka na??? Borune Kiyanne Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada?? He He he…Hoo

                                Nariyek
1998 ada wage dawasaka nariyek kema warjanaya karalu.
2001 ada wage dawasaka nariyek gammanayata enna purudu unalu.
2004 ada wage dawasaka nariyata kellak set una
.2007 ada wage adwasaka nariyek kaputekge keju kellak horen kawa.
2010 ada wage dawasaka nariyek wadakata nathi sms 1k hari amaruwen kiyawanawa

                            Walaha

Thamuse hithanawada thamusege boru walata mama hemadamath ahuwei kiyala.Oya maha buuru walahek.thamuse karapu ewa okkoma mama dannawa.adin passe ape kisima sambandayak ne.kisima wiswasekuth ne. Mage hithe dan  adarayakuth ne.                               ONNA OHOMALU WALAS NENDA WALAS MAMATA KIWWE. PAWNE

                                       Oya gana hithanawa


oyata dan satutu ati neda? man kawadawat hituwe ne oya wena kenekge kima ahala mata mehema karai kiyala. akai oyata denna puluwan hama deyakma dunne. man kohomada loketama oya hodai kiwa katin narakai kiyanne? oyata hoda nam kamak ne. oyata kawadahari mawa ona unot man lagata anna. man tamat oya gana hitanawa SARATH FONSEKA. meeta sada nowenas MAHINDA RAJEPAKSHA.


                                         Eka rosa patai


Eka rosa patai.a wagema lassanai.eke diwa gawenakota puduma saneepayak danenne.amuthuma rasak.a nisama godak wela man eka diwen lewakawa.a rasata man thamath asai.eda man puduma sathutak winde hamotama horen...attamai,oyath kala balanna,
"CARGILS MAGIC STRAW BERRY ICE CREAM"
"JOLIMA THAMA"
good night....!


                         Me welawe lokaye


Me welawe lokaye minisungen8%k weda ka.Thawath 10%k T.V balanawa.Thawath30%k ohe innawa.Thawath 50%k nidiyanawa.thawath 2% kema kanawa.E athare thawath 1harakek pana dagena me msg aka  kiyawanawa hu..hu

                                             KU kU


Ka ku ki ga gi ku ke kaa ki ke gu ge ke ka ki........ Ku ga ko ku kee ki
Congragulation!!
u succesfuly learnt monkeys language,Plz go & liv in zoo...


G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?


                                        GIRL

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy
GIRL: dont b too happy
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card!
BS.TC.GN

                                     Ane sudu 

Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta Raththaran,reta reta yana gaman nawaththanna mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyana adaretai,Oyata mokak hari unoth mata idala wedak ne,peharagena gihin meruwoth ehema wasthuwe..!Mokada me dawaswala hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawane...

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